Alaska commercial fishing news and notes
When MSC certifies trawled flats, why would salmon want such a disreputable label? Oh ya, smoke and mirrors. MSC stands for Misrepresenting to Stupid Consumers.
Woo-hoo! For only a couple hundred thousand dollars, you too can be certified clean. Step right up, pay your cover charge, see the beautiful dancing salmon. Next!
Hey MSC, certify this ... !
When MSC certifies trawled flats, why would salmon want such a disreputable label? Oh ya, smoke and mirrors. MSC stands for Misrepresenting to Stupid Consumers.
ReplyDeleteWoo-hoo! For only a couple hundred thousand dollars, you too can be certified clean.
ReplyDeleteStep right up, pay your cover charge, see the beautiful dancing salmon.
Next!
Hey MSC, certify this ... !
ReplyDelete